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Do not message [Steel Mal'ak] if...



NOTE: Rule # 7 has been changed.


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1. You are under the maturity level of an adult and/or are under 16. (So therefore, most of you will not be able to message me)
2. Your life sucks. (I'm not sure that I could care any less.)
3. You are unable to speak or type without replacing most of your vocabularies with various swear words. (Is that really necessary?)
4. You want only to say "Hi". (I get lots of messages and have lots of wiki's to work on, so please don't waste my time.)
5. You are too lazy to check your message for spelling mistakes. (It's super annoying.)
6. You can't think for yourself. (This is self-explanatory.)
7. You want to ask me questions about God. In real life, I love answering questions (good or bad) about God, but online...Such discussions usually frustrate me.
8. You are hypocritical. (If you don't like being judged, then don't judge.)
9. *rule under rennovation*
10. *rule under rennovation*
11. *rule under rennovation*
12. All you want to say is that I'm "hott" or something like that. (I just don't like that.)
13. *rule under rennovation*
14. *rule under rennovation*
15. You're a jerk. (thus being the reason that I don't message myself very often.)
16. You did not read the whole list. (If you did, then good job, here's a cookie.)


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2005-06-22 [The Right]: That's no fair! I want my cookie!

2005-06-28 [shadow of darkness]: where's my cookie damnit?!

2005-06-29 [Steel Mal'ak]: Did you check your pants?

2005-07-15 [blaze333]: i checked ther it was a soggy cookie may i have a fresh one

2005-07-15 [Steel Mal'ak]: NO!!!

2005-07-25 [Emporer Sensi]: K, that's just gross

2005-07-26 [blaze333]: oh well live with it

2005-07-26 [Emporer Sensi]: O.o? Awfuly cocky aren't we?

2005-07-26 [Emporer Sensi]: WHat IS a sheeple, exactly, love?

2005-07-26 [Steel Mal'ak]: A sheeple is a sheep-people: somebody who follows the world instead of the truth, and /or does not think for themselves, and just wants all the answers handed to them. ^_^

2005-07-26 [blaze333]: cool i like that word

2005-07-26 [Emporer Sensi]: ok then

2005-08-08 [Melanoma Red]: holy crap a cookie!

2005-08-08 [Steel Mal'ak]: Yes, A cookie!!!

2005-08-08 [Emporer Sensi]: I swear too much....I should really work on that....

2005-08-08 [Steel Mal'ak]: Yes, you should.

2005-08-23 [Plexieglass]: Hey, a cookie! I was just sitting here, and a yummy chocolate chip cookie appeared in my pants. Reading really does pay off in the end!

2005-08-30 [Lanrete]: What's wrong with younger people? Really, no offense meant, but you can miss a lot of really good people when you will only talk to people your age and older. If everyone had that policy, I would have missed out on some of the best, most trustworthy people I've ever met.

2005-08-30 [Steel Mal'ak]: I make exceptions here and there, it's a very general rule. If they can follow all the others, I usually don't mind.

2005-08-31 [Emporer Sensi]: It not the age, it's the maturity of the person, One could be pyhsically 21 but mentally 5, there for he acts 5 and he is 5, That's what Onyx Means. And What exactly do you mean by younger people?

2005-08-31 [Emporer Sensi]: YOUR FRIGGIN! 12!!!!!!!

2005-08-31 [Steel Mal'ak]: Yes, Sensi knows what I'm talking about. And no swearing on my wiki, Sensi!

2005-08-31 [Emporer Sensi]: Oops.......................*eats soap*

2005-09-01 [~Nyx~]: thanks for the cookie. :) yum

2005-09-01 [Melocrie]: Yeah, thanks for the cookie! ^^

2005-09-02 [Jeannai]: Mmm...yummy cookie....

2005-09-02 [Steel Mal'ak]: You're welcome, all! ^_^

2005-09-02 [Linn Scarlett]: cooky :D

2005-09-02 [Aikon I]: can i give my cookie away? i'm stuffed

2005-09-02 [Final Stand]: I saw Bigfoot on the way here i gave him my cookie

2005-09-12 [Melodic Whispers]: <3

2005-09-12 [Steel Mal'ak]: Oh, sure, you can give your cookie away. But you're free to come get another if you want one! ^_^

2005-09-12 [Steel Mal'ak]: Heather visited my rules page! Oh, I am blessed with her presence!!!

2005-09-17 [pelv13]: i think i've earned 8 cookies so far

2005-09-26 [*Wanna Play*]: I GET A COOKIE!! YAY...now where is my cookie??

2005-09-27 [fuck offffff]: I get a cookie too yay

2005-09-27 [Steel Mal'ak]: *hand out cookies* Cookies for all who read the page!

2005-09-28 [Emporer Sensi]: I don't want a fing cookie, I can't eat the damn thing

2005-09-28 [The Vamp]: Im allergic.

2005-10-01 [In my craft or sullen art.]: This is a cookie handout page?

2005-10-01 [Steel Mal'ak]: Only if you read the whole list. The receiving of a cookie makes you liable for anything against the rules that you may say to me. ^_^

2005-10-01 [In my craft or sullen art.]: *Read, Read, Read* ............. Cookie?

2005-10-01 [Steel Mal'ak]: Oh, okay. *gives a cookie*

2005-10-01 [In my craft or sullen art.]: *Hides in a dark corner and eats precious cookie*

2005-10-02 [Emporer Sensi]: LOL, that's a little creepy, man.

2005-10-10 [Momo Chaan]: neat! a cookie!

2005-10-10 [*darkstar*]: cooky, can i have a cookie?

2005-10-10 [Steel Mal'ak]: Yes! *hands out cookies*

2005-10-11 [pelv13]: your arms must be getting tired... *helps with cookies*

2005-10-19 [keli]: OHH!!!! Cookie! Now I'll bee able to join the darkside... Muwhahahahaha!!!! MY COOKIE! MINE!!!! Can I get a cookie?

2005-11-14 [Jitter]: could I borrow please? :)

2005-11-28 [kittykittykitty]: Yayy thankies for the cookie. How do you afford all these cookies? I count 29

2005-11-28 [Steel Mal'ak]: I steal them from Starbucks!

2005-11-29 [Emporer Sensi]: THIEF!!!

2005-12-01 [Steel Mal'ak]: ^_^ *cutes*

2005-12-03 [Prissy Gothic Mermaid Man]: *Wants his cookie.*

2005-12-03 [Steel Mal'ak]: *is too busy cuteing*

2005-12-03 [Emporer Sensi]: *steal all the cookies from Onyx and hauls ass*

2005-12-03 [Steel Mal'ak]: HEY!!! *presses the cookie-bomb-detonater*

2005-12-03 [Emporer Sensi]: Ah....damn *BOOM!*

2005-12-06 [kittykittykitty]: Noooo all those cookies exploded! *Opens mouth as the cookie crumbs rain from above* Raining cookies! *Munch munch*

2005-12-11 [filthyfuck.]: ya know "poser" is spelt wrong? its "poseur".

2005-12-11 [Steel Mal'ak]: Oh, I'm sorry. I never really knew how it was spelled, I guess. ^_^

2005-12-11 [Emporer Sensi]: *comes back to life as Evil cookie monster* ARG!

2005-12-12 [kittykittykitty]: Ooh it's the cookie monster! Run or he will turn you into a chocolate chip and melt you underfoot

2005-12-15 [Silent Procession]: I like cookies

2005-12-15 [Emporer Sensi]: *starts eating random people*

2005-12-16 [kittykittykitty]: Aaah crazy person eatin peoples *panics* Don't eat me I'm all scrawny and boney

2005-12-18 [Steel Mal'ak]: BAD SENSI!!! *thwacks him with a newspaper*

2005-12-18 [POG]: this is all to strange....*shaakes head* some people....

2005-12-18 [Steel Mal'ak]: SHUT UP!!!! *throws a watermelon*

2005-12-18 [Emporer Sensi]: *dies*

2005-12-22 [kittykittykitty]: Nooo! My poor, poor melon *scoops exploded remnants of melon and starts to cry* Why? WHYEEEE?

2005-12-23 [Emporer Sensi]: wow, you love everything don't you?

2005-12-29 [Bewitched91]: Where's my cookie?

2005-12-29 [Wee Dee]: You are amazing!!

2005-12-29 [Steel Mal'ak]: Eh? Um...thanks. *hands them both cookies*

2005-12-31 [Frost]: Cookie?

2005-12-31 [Steel Mal'ak]: *gives a cookie* Ello!

2005-12-31 [Frost]: SCORE! *munches*

2005-12-31 [Emporer Sensi]: LOL.

2006-01-04 [NICOLE.humanity;]: May I have a cookie too? lol

2006-01-06 [Emporer Sensi]: Ya know, I never got a freakin' cookie, 'an I been 'ere awhile.....

2006-01-06 [Emporer Sensi]: And a side note, I defended the Cookie Master!

2006-01-09 [kittykittykitty]: Here ya go.. I made a fresh batch *hands everyone in the room a cookie*

2006-01-17 [cookie_monster]: Heh, I think I'll confiscate all the cookies by right of ownership! ^_^

2006-01-18 [kittykittykitty]: Nooooooo... must... stop... cookie monster *dies*

2006-01-27 [Steel Mal'ak]: NO!!! *poofs cookie monster away*

2006-02-05 [Lady Elle]: *eats the cookie she was handed for reading the whole list* Yay me.... can I talk to you now? hehe

2006-02-05 [Steel Mal'ak]: Oh, I guess.

2006-02-13 [Fudos]: Holy crap... >.> I suppose I get a cookie? Well actually no, cause I didn't read between the parenthises(sp?) Oh well, I'm not hungry anyway :p

2006-02-25 [happy11xxx]: egh im under 16 but do i still get a cookie for reading the rules?

2006-02-27 [Steel Mal'ak]: Yes. You still get a cookie.

2006-02-28 [happy11xxx]: yea!!!!...wait what kind is it?

2006-02-28 [Steel Mal'ak]: Whatever kind you like.

2006-02-28 [happy11xxx]: yea!!! *starts to eat...srry NIBBLE sparingly (trying to make it last 10 minutes:P)

2006-02-28 [fuck you and your ego]: awwwwe COOKIE!!! I LOVA COOKIES!

2006-03-01 [Sailor Uranus XD]: hello?

2006-03-01 [happy11xxx]: hi

2006-03-01 [Sailor Uranus XD]: hello ^^ how r u?

2006-03-01 [happy11xxx]: good you

2006-03-02 [Sailor Uranus XD]: im quite good and happy XD i had a sugar rush this morning though

2006-03-02 [happy11xxx]: lol i like sugar rushes:P

2006-03-02 [Emporer Sensi]: *Stops watching Page*

2006-03-02 [Sailor Uranus XD]: they are good to have if you dont have a sugar rush you dont live life !!! XD :P

2006-03-03 [happy11xxx]: yea.true.we should stop chating in this wiki though:Ppplz will get mad...

2006-03-04 [kittykittykitty]: i think when [Steel Mal'ak] contribiutes to your topic it's OK to talk about it.. but till thenyou are in biiig twouble -_-'

2006-03-05 [Steel Mal'ak]: I had a four-shot espresso con panna and a box of chocolate-covered espresso beans for lunch! ^_^

2006-03-06 [kittykittykitty]: four shot expresso? that sounds like stong coffee... you must be waaay hyper

2006-03-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: No, just sick.

2006-03-07 [Sailor Uranus XD]: ok im gunna wait!

2006-03-08 [BMD LOVER]: hi

2006-03-09 [High Princess of the Seraphim]: why, good afternoon Onyx

2006-03-10 [Sailor Uranus XD]: sickness must be bad anyway i mean ewwww the groggyness!!!

2006-03-10 [Steel Mal'ak]: *makes Inoue sick*

2006-03-10 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *bleaauuuuurrrrrggghhhh* yukki yukki ewwww now i feel groggy

2006-03-11 [kittykittykitty]: err @_o what you have to do that for onyx? ya made a mess

2006-03-11 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *cries* i never like doing that!

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